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Listen to me: Buy a kiddie pool for your adult self this summer

By Heather Dockray

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If you’re an adult seeking to cool off in the summer, especially if you live in an urban area, your options are garbage. Lakes are far. Public pools are overrun. Beaches have terrible chairs.

That’s why so many of us have given in and purchased baby pools for ourselves and our friends. As I type this, there are multiple kiddie pool (and, good god, dumpster pool) parties planned all across Brooklyn.

And even though sharing is caring or whatever, I’m encouraging all of our readers to practice a little self-care and purchase a kiddie pool for themselves this summer.

Your miserable, disgusting feet deserve it. …

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