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The slightly irrational case for living microwave-free

By Martha Tesema

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I am not normally extreme with my ideas about what happens here on planet Earth (which is round, by the way). There are very few hills I am willing to die on, but there’s something I have to get off my chest: I hate microwaves.

They must go. Where they go is up to you, but over the years I have realized how little I long to use these ugly contraptions in my day-to-day life. They’re cumbersome, unnecessary, and if I had it my way we wouldn’t rely on them at all.

I understand many of you are programmed to love the microwave, but let me tell you once and for all why I believe they are trash. …

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